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Sep. 22nd, 2006 @ 03:49 pm Thank God My Wife Is Not A Fish
so we are headed for a huge problem.
a brother at our hall gave us a nice fish tank with all the fixins.
so we bought rocks and bridges and all that fish crap for it.
than we bought some cheap fish to make sure the water was at the right "phase" for life.
the water was.
and apparently one of the fish was a female.
3 males and 1 female.
use your imagination and think of what 3 males will do to 1 female.
basically.
if you want some fish, we have a whole buttload of them.
FREE!!!!
let me know.
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Sep. 16th, 2006 @ 10:54 am (no subject)
This is just what Tam and I are gonna need after the special campaign in mid-oct to mid-nov.
http://www.nintendo.com/newsarticle?articleid=aT85VZmuLFtGkO9m1HSsJ2PdSlh7Sc0b&page=
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Dec. 30th, 2005 @ 10:06 pm our wedding
wedding pics; and synopsis
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chlorineburns
Aug. 25th, 2005 @ 10:48 am cause some days it don't come easy
I:
juiced up the crowd; snare torn for whole set.
good ole' benny boy and gabby on stage=with slant eyed mufasa's.
bump on the head; no kicks, but me as a human bowling ball.
class of 86' quote, hope you are getting the recognition you deserve, slash, unquote.
the rocks been tripled for the final time.

II:
scene set- alleged bowling professional, gets beat by everyone.
lets sing in the mic.
3 girls*3 songs= weird guy with picture phone snappin while we kar·a·o·ke.
hands thus clapped; after my performance of-
"unchained melody"+"i'd do anything for love, but i won't do that"= both sung with my meatloaf style.

III:
i attempt to tackle bon jovi next time.
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chlorineburns
Aug. 9th, 2005 @ 07:14 am (no subject)
its comfortable and casual
slicked it back with a switch blade comb
a dab of brill and there you go
its functional yet practical
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chlorineburns
Jul. 14th, 2005 @ 09:33 am (no subject)
when in need of a pick me up;
watch good ole' bill get his.
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Jun. 24th, 2005 @ 09:12 am (no subject)
check these guys out at the triple rock on aug. 20th. super sweet ninjas.
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Jun. 13th, 2005 @ 10:45 am the death star has no chance against a wookie
this weekend was eventful.
the most noteable part.
was me; topless; hairy chest and all; playing in my parents backyard;

WITH THIS
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May. 31st, 2005 @ 04:13 pm lives by the sea?
as i was walkin to my back door about 5 minutes ago;
i heard this very creepy organ version of "puff the magic dragon"

turning the corner i find out that its coming from none other than:


the sickest, most perverted looking Ice Cream Truck.

ugh.
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May. 25th, 2005 @ 06:43 pm corey foley?
so on KDWB this morning they had the following contest:

"Mosy Embarrassing Medical Problem"


well lets just say i called in with the previous navel problem smell.

and well; who wants to go to "booty cruise" with me.
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May. 23rd, 2005 @ 09:08 am i have an innie and i hate outties
i've got some real navel action going on here.
my belly button is producing an interesting odor.
it doesn't smell like butt or anything; it just smells like funk.

do you know what i mean?
any suggestions?


its not like i dont shower or use soap.
maybe something crawled in there during the night.
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Apr. 21st, 2005 @ 08:22 am NEVER BELEIVE THE NEWS OR PRESS; THEY STAB AND TWIST
THIS JUST IN OFF THE FRICKIN PRESS!!!!!



please disregard my lovely friend Melodys last entry.

she was just trying to create a few waves in this LJ world

with her boundless, hilarious, "screw tanner over"; WIT!

plus shes just extremely pissed off that i always beat her at backgammon.




ps.
im joining a class on Scotch tasting. it was either that or wine.
and frankly; scotch kicks wine in the nuts.
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Apr. 15th, 2005 @ 10:25 am slash them for that coin; walk that plank!
if i had millions of extra dollars sitting around i would do what this MODERN DAY Mr. WONKA has done.
he has already sold over 600,000 copies of his book; that he even published himself.
and if noone finds the golden coins by 2007, he gets to keep the prizes for himself.


i do condone this.
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Apr. 5th, 2005 @ 08:03 am we won't dance with the lights on; so we won't turn our heads and cough
dear john,

i know you can breathe fire
i've seen that brimstone pouring out your mouth hole
we're pitched forks; go!
pitched last season not even trying to win
black cats crawling, out of their skin
not even over superstition

may a thousand daggers strike you down
when our satellites that look around
pick up your thought chips
we'll make you perfect
we'll make you perfect

don’t be scared of this
we’ve programmed water
to take on the shape of fists
we' drop the first gloves cause



p.s.
in the desert, the best dressed lass
gets the camel with the most humps


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Feb. 17th, 2005 @ 06:56 am (no subject)
so is ebay really all that evil?
no. well sometimes. but not always.

in short.
ive been wanting to purchase the game "Diplomacy" for sometime.
the newest version possible. so that makes for a board game costing 45 bucks.
a BOARD GAME! well i scored it last night for 16 big ones on the ol' bay.

so i guess the reason for this entry;
who wants to play "Diplomacy?"

if you like Risk/Axis and Allies, than this will be your friend.
in fact, i was reading about it yesterday, and its the game that the Kennedys tilt their
hats to for teaching them certain stratagies. which i havent decided if thats good or bad.
for "a Kennedy O.D., while we watched on MTV."
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Feb. 10th, 2005 @ 08:05 am a little puck next to the cribb.
last night=flying pucks at parked cars.
sticks and black tape cause blisters.bring.on.the.calused.
15for215for415for6andarunof4for10.peg me.
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Feb. 3rd, 2005 @ 03:19 pm over a cup of lapsang souchong?
brain:"time moves on and always forward doesn't it."

smyrna:"yeah,its funny to me,how you always state the obvious."

brain:"well i guess its kind of is my job; though it gets a bit boring.how's the tea?"

smyrna:"very interesting.after i drink it though, i feel as if i had licked the ashes from the pit of one of those infamous bon-fires we used to have.remember those?"

brain:"yeah. i dont really miss them much.too much broken glass;too much blood."

smyrna:"i kinda miss the blood and ink;i dont miss the clean up though."

brain:"yeah,you always got screwed with that part didn't you."

smyrna:"its part of the gig man,clean up that is.you know what else is funny about time?"

brain:"enlighten me."

smyrna:"even though time really never changes;as in its always going forward and is always on a constant course.the people that are trapped in time end up changing;situations and relationships that is."

brain:"wow.thats deep."

smyrna:"you never let me finish."

brain:"my apologies.go ahead."

smyrna:"i was just going to say,that my favorite thing about people and time;is that it is the most entertaining thing to watch people and how their lives change; whether it is a change for the good or if it is a very pathetic change, emphasis on pathetic."

brain:"why do you like the pathetic changes that people go threw?"

smyrna:"well 9 times out of 10 their pathetic changes in their pathetic lives, always shows that i am right. and that makes me smile."

brain:"indeed.it is funny."
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Jan. 24th, 2005 @ 08:11 am (no subject)
89.3=premium
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Jul. 30th, 2004 @ 06:47 am Supertramp part II
*Badonkadonk Booty Night*

fna man; fna
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Jun. 29th, 2004 @ 09:03 am (no subject)
does it get any better than dancin on stage with !!! with some of your best friends?

crap.
last night was nuts.
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